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"This next joke is about anal sex and math. And if you don’t like anal sex or math, then who are you? There’s a new study out that claims out of everyone who participates in anal sex, only 12% enjoy it. And I’m not a mathematician, but that seems low. I think it should be somewhere around, I don’t know, 50%? At least one out of every two should be enjoying it. Because if not… who is initiating it? And why?!"
Myq Kaplan (Small Dork And Handsome)

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her: u eat ass?

me: image

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relatable quotes on your dash
"I am figuring out which parts of my personality are mine 
and which ones I created to please you."
The Dust On This Poem Could Choke You/ Lora Mathis lora-mathis (via possibilityofliving)

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